President Warns Hessian

Shortly following Slam last night, OSW Reporter Shanda Russell caught up with Mr. President enquiring as to the actions of newly returned OSW Superstar, Hessian. As seen on Slam!, Hessian returned with more of a bang expected, not only assaulting Erik Kelly to the point of re-injury, but more importantly assaulting and killing his own mentor: Vampir Nosferatu. When questioned, the President took his time in giving a reply…

"It’s good to finally see Hessian back on OSW programming, after that ‘little’ injury he sustained at the hands of ‘Old School’ Dave Gibson. However, pertaining to the actions carried out on the last edition of Slam! I’m finding it difficult to come to a decision as to what to do with Hessian. On the one hand, something will surely develop between he and former fWo World Champion Erik Kelly, but on the other hand we have one deceased employee. I doubt I or anyone else knew this was coming, but after witnessing that brutal act Hessian will be given a stern warning.

Mr. President continued only after waving to a few passerby’s in OSW Headquarters, "A warning might seem too light for the act committed on Slam, but what it comes down to is the recipient of that malicious assault: Vampir. Due to the nature and ethic of Vampir in OSW, and what he failed to do, quite frankly I see no reason why I shouldn’t turn a blind eye, yet because children were viewing it concerns me. If and when I reach a final verdict, be sure you’ll hear of it first!"

The President’s statement left Russell with no words or advances on the situation, though Russell soon met up with none other than Minion the Imp, apparently fresh out of the shower.

When questioned about Vampir’s death, Minion had only one thing to say:

"Who did what now?"

Hessian meanwhile was unavailable for comment. More on this when and if it develops.

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