Think Red #5

Think Red #5

Greetings Comrades, it is I, Ivan Sergeiovich Stanislav with another edition of the most unbiased and most read article coming straight from The Motherland, Think Red!!

While Comrade Ruslan generally writes this wonderful column, I have taken it upon myself to personally bring this edition to you, as things within OSW have suddenly changed and now, it is time that a true worker of the federation speaks his mind!

The Stanislavian State of the OSW

The OSW has moved in a new direction within last couple of weeks, a direction that I myself would not have expected. With the Think Tank strong arming the opposition and no Red Army in sight, it appears that things have officially gotten out of hand.

The lying Jane Reagan has let the OSW slip through her fingers. The untimely death of Ed Novak has shattered any type of legitimacy within the federation and now, men such as Howard Porter, men who took notes off of Jane Reagan in the past, have duped us into believing that he would make the federation better for the people.

And throughout it all, the men and women that swore to protect this federation have done nothing, absolutely nothing, in face of adversity! Doug Troy is gone, giving in to his alcoholic demons and letting his career go to waste. Ed Novak is dead. Some individuals are not strong enough to handle the threat on their own. Men such as El Drago, Kid Wonder, and Jim Axtell are unable to combat such a force as the power hungry Think Tank, riding on their political power.

But Ivan Stanislav surely is.

Hail to the Chief?

The new "Mr. President" of the OSW is one that I urge to keep eye on, as his involvement in virtually every matter backstage of our federation worries me. Why must a man, who hides behind a mask, make sure that he can change anything that he wants? He is affiliate of Jane Reagan and therefore I do not trust him fully. His intentions are good, but I must ask the question: What is he hiding? Obviously something.

You Can Trust Ivan Sergeiovich

Whenever I disbanded my Red Army, I pledged to the fans that Ivan Stanislav would fight for them. Since then I have done full well what I have been charged to do and have stood up against Think Tank and those like them. The OSW is changing, and with the help of Ivan Stanislav it will change for the betterment of all. Do not listen to those that may say to keep wary eye upon me, they are nothing more than jealous of the truth, which I have always stood for!

Trimming the Fat

With our six month anniversary past us, the OSW continues to be dominant in wrestling industry. However, even I have heard rumblings that Jane Reagan, or our esteemed Mr. President, has made plans to eliminate various individuals in our roster. While Ivan has clause in wrestling contract straight from Russia saying his time of employment, one cannot help but think who is next with the ousting of Doug Troy. Rumors have circulated that a few big names are under microscope, I would tread lightly if I were these people.

And speaking of trimming the fat, that brings me to my next opinion….

John Mammoth

Where should Ivan start about John Mammoth? The man relies on his own disability to fight his matches. He’s not a self made man in any respect, but merely a somber crybaby that wants pity from those for his deformity, yet uses it to his own ill gotten gains.

John Mammoth is the lapdog to PHD, a man that tips the scales at 147 pounds. How can one be afraid of a man such as that? I would rather die than be disrespected in such way, but he sells himself out to this little idiot. John Mammoth might be heavier than Ivan Stanislav, and he might be taller, but Ivan Stanislav is stronger than him.

He may have bigger bones, but Stanislav has bigger arms, and bigger heart. John Mammoth, I assure you, if Mr. President does not boot your carcass out of OSW, Ivan Sergeiovich Stanislav surely will! I will not tolerate cowards in the OSW and neither will anyone else.

This brings me to another part of this column I would like to address, and that, is Corg.

Corg

Corg is very fortunate man. The last time he got out of line and defiled my sport, Ivan Stanislav was busy handling Reno Davis. Luckily for him, at the time Amy Campbell was not a concern of mine, nor were any other females in OSW.

I can assure you that my animosity towards Corg has NOTHING to do with personal matters, and is merely professional in nature. It was only coincidence that Tempest was next to be victimized by Corg, I would have done same thing for anyone. I am sure of it.

Because of this, this Saturday Slam Ivan Stanislav and Silent Assassin will fight one another in wrestling ring, in which I am sure he will learn the error of his ways. Red Scaring him into stands on Slam was merely warm up to what he has in store for him now. He wishes to bring knife? Let him bring knife. If he wishes to spit red liquid in my face, let him try, but nevertheless Ivan Stanislav will make sure that he falls to the might of The Russian Bear.

Once again he will learn, as many others have, that my sport will not tolerate such an act against the roster, particularly women.

And then, women…I find it fitting to address this issue too.

Tempest

The arrival of Tempest was one that no one could have foreseen. Even I was caught completely by surprise by her sudden return but am thankful she has been strong opposition to Think Tank.

Yes, it is true that Tempest and I are representative "First Couple" in OSW, as we fought side by side to win such title, however at the moment the First Couple is not couple at all. Our personal matters are behind us, I believe, and the media is merely playing up the fact that we might still have feelings for one another. What is in the past will remain in the past. That is… what I always say.

I respect her for her work ethic, her amazing wrestling skill, and always look forward to working with her, but it is strictly professional matter, I assure you. And once again, any lines drawn between the incident with Corg and us having feelings for one another is strictly coincidental and propagandistic in nature.

Remember the Past to Look to the Future

As my column comes to a close, I urge the people of the OSW to remember the past when thinking of the future. Being historian that I am, I have always been adamant believer that if we do not focus on the past, we are bound to make same mistakes later in life. Be wary of Jane Reagan and her attempts to use her smooth tongue to win you over. Her intentions may appear good, but it is better to be safe than sorry.

Remember how Ivan Stanislav has always fought for the People and will never abandon you. Remember how Ivan Stanislav has always been constant force against the unjust in the OSW! Remember that Ivan Stanislav will always be there to help those that are in need.

And as my FSB Counterpart says, you may remember all of these things, but always remember to "Think Red!"

Das vidanya Comrades!!

Ivan Sergeiovich Stanislav

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